20 8 / 2014

17 8 / 2014

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via asvprock)

17 8 / 2014

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via slapping)

17 8 / 2014

Just thinking about how much I would love to have sex with the ASOS male models. Just sayin *insert shrug here*

17 8 / 2014

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via greed)

17 8 / 2014

17 8 / 2014

17 8 / 2014

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via asvprock)

17 8 / 2014

that-kid-migals:

So I got naked. 


Sounds exciting

that-kid-migals:

So I got naked. 

Sounds exciting

(via that-kid-migals)

17 8 / 2014

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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twentydunpilcts

(via co-ver)

17 8 / 2014

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

I would die

(Source: pokabu, via asvprock)

17 8 / 2014

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000, via sexistant)

17 8 / 2014

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via asvprock)

15 8 / 2014

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

Except for pizza delivered via drone

(Source: disloyals, via greed)

14 8 / 2014

wificrisis:

don’t judge me cause i’m quiet, no one plans a murder out loud

(via asvprock)